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by tara morley
Crap, how hard will this list be to write at age 50? The morning walk to the bathroom has become the daily warm up for my ankles. Snap, crackle, pop! It’s okay to say “No” without explanation. The days of sleeping the sleep of the dead are over. But I can fall asleep at 7:43pm without any...
by eli soto
This is a real-life story of this idiot thing I did once… Have you ever been running on a treadmill and thought to yourself, “Gee – I’ll bet I can run with my eyes closed” If the answer is no, consider yourself in the better part of the gene pool and feel free to reproduce...
by mike roehlk
Dear California, (cc Nevada and Massachusetts) Welcome to legalized recreational marijuana! We are grateful you accepted our invitation to joint us on this adventure to a higher state. For years we have been blitzed and stoned by the media and the rest of anti-weed America for our decision to let our citizens freely bake their...
by hamza al haidari
Small Victories It is Wednesday. I am dressed in my usual casual khakis and black polo. My socks do not match because I got up a bit too early and dressed in the dark (I wouldn’t want to wake up my dog, Humus), but besides the mismatch I look pretty sharp. I attempt breakfast, but settle instead on the giant...
by someone awesome in Aurora, CO
Dear person from Aurora, CO who wrote this masterpiece, We are better off because of you. Sincerely, Humanity A classic Craigslist post that will live in infamy. Koala Bear (Aurora) I have a 3 year old Koala bear named GumNut, that I am desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him in January...